Home, not dressed, nothing to do
In 15 years everyone will have nudes online.
#it gets better
Then people will make fun of you for NOT having a picture with a dick on your nose or your girlfriend’s pubes pretending to be a mustache.
You’ll lose out on jobs because you forgot to get a picture with with semen on your forehead in the shape of a question mark or wet spot on your bed that kind of looks like Russia.
Family will disown you because you weren’t forward thinking enough to stick a handful of sharpies in your vagina or place your dick next to your dish network remote for scale.
It gets better.
"Made it on a Galaxy Tab"
Is there no solace from this heat?
Yes definitely watch Korra. Great show.
So I hear…so I hear…
Someone called me mysterious, so check out the bottom of my face.