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monsters and nudes, because why not

Home, not dressed, nothing to do

— 28 minutes ago with 2 notes
#life 
bloozghost:

.005 pens make me happy

bloozghost:

.005 pens make me happy

— 1 day ago with 9 notes
#sketch 
In 15 years everyone will have nudes online.

Then people will make fun of you for NOT having a picture with a dick on your nose or your girlfriend’s pubes pretending to be a mustache.

You’ll lose out on jobs because you forgot to get a picture with with semen on your forehead in the shape of a question mark or wet spot on your bed that kind of looks like Russia.

Family will disown you because you weren’t forward thinking enough to stick a handful of sharpies in your vagina or place your dick next to your dish network remote for scale.

It gets better.

— 1 day ago with 7 notes
#nudes  #it gets better 

"Made it on a Galaxy Tab"

Sweet
— 1 day ago with 2 notes

Is there no solace from this heat?

— 2 days ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: Yes definitely watch Korra. Great show.


Answer:

So I hear…so I hear…

— 2 days ago
Someone called me mysterious, so check out the bottom of my face.

Someone called me mysterious, so check out the bottom of my face.

— 5 days ago with 10 notes
#black guy 
bloozghost:

Well that was fun while it lasted.

bloozghost:

Well that was fun while it lasted.

— 1 week ago with 23 notes
#comic 
Pokken Tounament

If Heracross isn’t in the game there will be no peace

never mind…Japan only

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#pokken tournament  #pokemon 
I’m a stupid asshole and bought the froakie starter deck

I’m a stupid asshole and bought the froakie starter deck

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#pokemon  #greninja  #ptcg 

I’m convinced that any girls that claimed to be into me, were just interested in taking my hoodies.

— 1 week ago with 9 notes
#keep away from my hoodies